Tuesday, December 20, 2005

XAT

u want the expansion of XAT?
X - Self mortification
A- Torment
T- Affliction

k......do u by any chance think i make sense? dont u feel irrelevant? dont u think that am actually torturing both the parties, i.e, the writer n the "writee"? dont tell me that u dont even feel STUPID to actually read a blog like this!

i guess i should first brief u about the symptoms of XAT:
1. U feel guilty 24/7
2. ur will power is walked all over, trying to study everyday but still failing to do so
3. the nearer the examination n the lesser u study
4. literally have no idea about the current affairs n even if u do it doesnt matter anymore
5. u start hating ppl anyway connected to xat
6. u r a part of the mental assylum
7. ur brains r damaged for good
8. u r a part of every online community
9. u r always bored
10.u start blogging.

this is exactly how u feel while u r preparing for this exam.....lost for ever n desperately thinking of ways to escape this agony.....the pain of concentration n the distress of dolefulness will literally kill u! i wont blame u if u actually wonder "what the fcuk? do i need to do my @#^&%$&% MBA after all?"

the best part is while u start solving the problems! XAT has the capability to make u get confused for the simplest of questions. for example to ask u "whats 1+ 1"they would rather format it like "what is the inversial difference of the only integer whose square root is equal to its square?"....i guess i put it simple enough! trust me when i say it gets worse :)..... so obviously u get confused! so while working out a xat paper u could end up answering the question in 4 ways.
1. most likely than not u wont even end up with an answer in ur first attempt. it would definitely be some number with a square of 100 n some 1000 divisions.......so knowing XAT there r chances of u actually solving it further for that might be the answer or rather drop it half way.

2. the second option is u do get an answer (singamule!!!!) but the answer is nowhere near the 4 options in front of u! so that is the time u actually start depending on ur index finger to make its own decision.

3. congrats!!! u managed to end up with an answer again n one of those options actually have ur answer (way to go!!) but u dont care to give it a second thought but mark the answer immediately which would invariabely turn out wrong! (ud be one fool who didnt even realise that ur answer wouldve been already predicted by the examiner n thats y it was given in one of ur options)

4. this is the condition that ud be in while reading through the rest of the questions! ud be in a state of "meditation" where ur mind would be blissfully blank n ud be highly aware of what is happening around u, forgetting the drama unfolding right in front of u :)

the best part of xat is ull neither be peaceful before cracking the paper nor tranquil after cracking it! the only time u r at ease is while u have an examiner is walking around u n uve realised at last that u r screwed :)......So anyone writing XAT or any other entrance exam will agree with me n if not then am sorry dude.......u r extra terrestrial....an alien n definitely not from planet earth

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