Disclaimer: Urgency will definitely not work well... Edhuvaa irundhaalum ppppplan pannnni pannanum!!!!
Trash Can Frisbee
Wat u need: A wastepaper basket n some paper plates... if the waste paper basket aint big enough to hold the paper plates, use a cardboard box or a paper shoppin bag... place the basket on the bathroom floor as far from the toilet as u can...
How to play: Fling the paper plates like frisbees... see if u can throw them into a wastepaper basket... for a bigger challenge, try to boomerang them off a wall into the basket!
Bathroom Darts
Wat u need: A tin, a saucer, a small glass n small objects to throw ( coins or cups from discarded toothpaste tubes work well! )
How to play: Put the glass in the centre of the saucer, n put the saucer in the centre of the tin... set them all down on the bathroom floor a few feet from the toilet... thats ur "dart board"! :P
Toss the coins ("Darts") at ur target... if they land in the glass, u get 10 points... if they land in the saucer, u get 5... if they land in the tin, u get 1... if u score too well, move the target farther away to make it more challenging... U also get to perk up ur memory n math in the process by calculatin ur scores :D
Bathroom Blow Gun
Wat u need: A soda straw, some wooden matches n a hat or somethin hollow!
How to play: Turn the hat or upside down n place it on the bathroom floor a good distance away from the toilet... put a match in the straw, hold the straw up to ur mouth, n blow... try to shoot all the matches into the hat!
Fun With a Funnel
Wat u need: A rubber ball n a funnel... the funnel needs to big enough to hold the ball...
How to play: Hold the pointy end of the funnel... bounce the ball off the wall opposite the closet n try to catch it in the funnel on the rebound...
Bathroom Bouncy Ball
Wat u need: An egg carton or an empty ice tray n some ping pong balls...
How to play: Write different point values in each of the 12 cups of the egg carton or the ice tray... then place it on the bathroom floor a few feet from the toilet...
Try to bounce the ping pong balls into the carton or tray... start with one bounce, then, as ur skills improve, move the carton farther away n bounce the balls twice before they go into the cups... add up the values of ur score...
Bathroom Broken Neck Preventer
Wat u need: All the stuff u just spread out all over the bathroom floor to play all these games i just taught u...
How to play: pick up all the stuff off the bathroom floor, before somebody gets killed!!!!
It is universal gyan to have a purpose in life... our parents, teachers, elders, uncles, aunts n their 'onnu vitte' in laws always have somethin to tell us... 'one should have a purpose in life', 'we r born for a purpose', 'a life without purpose is not worth to be lived' , n all shit...
we need to have a 'reason' for everything... a reason to read, a reason to write, a reason to talk, a reason to go somewhere, a reason to shout, a reason to gift (we shld never gift someone more than wat they dared gift us), a reason to love n alas! even a reason to live... all sorts of reasons.. there should always be an underlying reason lurking around somewhere to cling on to...
man goes mad with reasoning... he wants logic. he wants reasons. he wants purpose. n thats precisely the reason so many go mad!
the most powerful things on earth r the ones that doesnt have a physical form... gravity, magnitude, inertia, momentum n even love... man has just identified them n havent yet been able to explain it completely...
so they aint exactly logical… they go beyond it! they cannot b reasoned with... n in the macro sense of it one really cannot explain y they even came into existence… u just have to ACCEPT it!!!!
so when i asked myself once, wat was MY purpose in life, i was quite convinced when i heard the answer.. 'to LIVE'... to just accept myself completely without any inhibition… inspight of all the mistakes that I make n everything gr8 that I do, its comforting to accept all of them n neither feel guilty nor take things to my head!
Just do things that u wanna do... neither for the money, nor for the fame but for the most important person in ur life… for URSELF! (a note for the psychos: if u ask me whether u can start killing ppl since that’s REALLY wat u wanna do, my suggestion to u: start practicing on urself… makes things simpler!!!!)
I don’t even believe in ppl who say ‘u ALWAYS have to b happy’…
Hello! happiness is completely a state of mind n so is sadness… u r happy when things go right … so, as long as u don’t get depressed in the long run, its only natural to feel sad when things don’t go right!?
I find it easier to accept myself… I love it when I have a laugh n have a gr8 time… but frankly, am completely ok to b ‘sogam’ ridden n cry my eyes out n not bottle neck when am sad… my logic is, I can realize the value of my happiness only when ive seen a bit of bad times…
Its awesome living life this way :)… no rules & regulations but just guidelines… no expectations to fulfill but my own… finally, no regrets n no mistakes...
A life to live... n ONLY live!!!
Diogenes lived naked, and he was a strong man. Four people who were hijacking people and selling them as slaves in the market thought, "This is a great catch, this man can bring us a lot of money. We have sold many slaves, but none of them were so strong, so beautiful, so young. We can get as high a price as we demand; and there is going to be a great competition in the marketplace when we put this man on the pedestal for sale. But," they thought, "four are not enough to catch him. He alone could kill us all."
Diogenes heard what they were saying about him. He was sitting by the side of the river, just enjoying the cool breeze of the evening, underneath a tree; and behind the tree those four were planning what to do. He said, "Don't be worried. Come here! You need not worry that I will kill you, I never kill anything. And you need not worry that I will fight, resist you—no. I don't fight anybody, I don't resist anything. You want to sell me as a slave?"
Embarassed, afraid, those four people said, "That's what we were thinking. We are poor... if you are willing."
He said, "Of course I am. If I can help you in your poverty in some way, it is beautiful."So they brought out chains. He said, "Throw them in the river; you need not chain me. I will walk ahead of you. I don't believe in escaping from anything. In fact, I am getting excited about the idea of being sold, standing on a high pedestal, and hundreds of people trying to get me. I am excited about this auction—I am coming!"
These four people became a little more afraid: this man is not only strong and beautiful, he seems to be mad also; he could be dangerous. But now there was no way for them to escape. Diogenes said, "If you try to escape, you will be risking your own life. Just follow me, all four of you. Put me on the pedestal in the market."
Unwillingly, they followed him. They wanted to take him, but he went ahead of them! He told those people, "DOn't be afraid, and don't try to escape. You have given me a great idea, I am grateful to you. This is my responsibility; I am going to the marketplace. You put me up for auction.
"What type of man was this?" they wondered. But there was no way to back out now, so they followed him. And when he was put on a high pedestal so that everybody could see, there was almost silence, pin-drop silence. People had never seen such a proportionate body, so beautiful—as if made of steel, so strong.
Before the auctioneer said anything, Diogenese declared, "Listen people! Here is a master to be sold to any slave, because these four poor people need money. So start the auction, but remember, you are purchasing a master."
A king purchased him. Of course, he could do it—more and more money he offered at the auction. Many people were interested but finally a sum, larger than any that had ever been heard of before, was given to those four people. Diogenes said to them, "Are you happy now? You can leave now, and I will go with this slave."
On the way to the palace as they were riding in the chariot, the king said to Diogenes, "Are you crazy or something? You think yourself a master? I am a king, and you think me a slave?"
Diogenes said, "Yes, and I am not crazy, but you are crazy. I can prove it right now." At the back of the chariot was the queen. Diogenes said, "Your queen is already interested in me, she is finished with you. It is dangerous to purchase a master."
The king was shocked. Of course, he was nothing in comparison to Diogenes. The king took out his sword and asked his queen, "What he is saying, is it true? If you say the truth, your life will be saved—that is my promise. But if you say an untruth, and I find it out later on, I will behead you."
Fearful, afraid, still the queen said, "It is true. Before him, you are nothing. I am enchanted, allured; the man has some magic. You aare just a poor guy compared to him. This is the truth."
Of course, the king stopped the chariot and told Diogenes, "Get out of the chariot. I set you free; I don't want to take such risks in my palace."
Diogenes said, "Thank you. I am a man who cannot be made a slave, for the simple reason that every responsibility I take on myself. I have not left those four people feeling guilty—they did not bring me there, I came of my own accord. They must be feeling obliged. And it is your chariot, if you want me to get out, that is perfectly good. I am not accustomed to chariots at all, my legs are strong enough. I am a naked man, a golden chariot does not fit with me."
Moral of the story: No one asked Diogenes this question
"Machi... Nee ivlooooo pesariye... Jetti Potiyaa!?"
