Food for school children - Maggi Noodles
Boon to Lazy Mothers - Maggi Noodles
Last stop for single cooks - Maggi Noodles
The only way for pathetic cooks - Maggi Noodles
It has been in the market for more than a couple of decades now, with its magical n supposedly '2 Minutes' recipe... The star of new India!
Everyone falls for the charms of Maggi noodles... How could a lonely earthworm be an exception???
Theme Music: Male chorus: Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
This is how our story goes... Our Man Sori Pandi is a solitory earthworm... While other worms make merry in mud n find their lovemates n build their clan, he finds it impossible to be a part of them( if u r wondering whether earthworms r multi sexual, they r not... they r like humans having one of each gender)... He notices how many of those tall gigantic creatures walking around everywhere repel at the sight of his ppl n how lowly they were being treated...
He wanted to find that someone whom he could feel proud about... whom he could love for her sheer novelty... He wanted someone who was drastically different from his own clan but refreshingly similar in many other ways... He was growing older n older but that someone was never to be seen anywhere...
One rainy day, Sori Pandi decides to take a crawl inside the bunglaow... he loves to crawl n its always a challenge to cross the room from one end to the other while those giants were around... he crawls n he crawls n he is still crawling while unexpectadly he bumps onto something really hard... terrified whether he landed up on the giants' shoes he lifts his head to find something different...
He had never been face to face with those flat round saucers before... wanting to examine it further, he slowly crawls near the rim of the plate...
While he goes near the rim, something makes him turn his head... n there... right in the corner of that bend lay a beautiful earth worm'y'(female gender)... he finds someone looking at him from that corner... heart thumping faster, sweating profusely, he crawls slowly towards it...
Theme Music: Male chorus: Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
The closer he gets, the more beautiful she looks... he had never seen another worm'y' looking so beautiful with skin so clear n so fairrr... She was just perfect bcoz, she didnt look dark n have wrinkles like the rest of his group, but was definitely similar in shape n size...n the best part was, with every crawl he took, the more intense she was looking at him...
Our Sori Pandi gets mighty excited... He atlast finds his soul mate... the girl that was imported straight from his dreams... she looked even better than the worm'y' on the cover page of play worm!!!! WOWWWWWWW
He goes beside her n expects her to turn her head n give him that intense look once more... he waits there for a long time but she still keeps looking at the place he came from (little does he know that the worm'y' is our ever faithful Maggi)
How cld Sori Pandi give up when he meets his dream girl... being as close as he was with her, it was impossible to seduce her more... (n though his name sounds wierd, he is not the kinds to ra**)... He thinks hard n dwing dwing dwing dwing dwing... FLASHBACK
He remembers how his father did a seducing 'snake' dance to convince his mom to have her 15th worm child... those intricate movements of that dance has never failed to seduce anyone before...
Sori Pandi takes a deep breath, n crawls in front of Maggi... He closes his eyes n slowly lifts his body from the floor... he keeps dancing for a long while (n yes, his hips surely dont lie...) with every move he makes, he expects some kind of a reaction from Maggi, but there seem to be none... While he dances, he slowly opens his eyes to check Maggi, but obviously, there was no change...
Sensing something was certainly wrong, he taps Maggi on the head, but Maggi falls down... Our Sori Pandi, being just a worm, decides that his dream girl died, abused by his dancing and did not get seduced afterall... He falls down and cries n cries n cries... He promises that he would never even think about dancing again if his Girl gets back her life again...
God, watching the whole episode, is actually quite impressed by the dancing skills of Sori Pandi... He gets alarmed when Sori Pandi contemplates about quitting Snake Dance... He himself comes down as Mr. Doc Worm and takes the promise of Sori Pandi not to quit Snake Dance if he wanted Maggi back... After taking the promise, God gives life to Maggi, and Maggi actually becomes a Worm'y'...
Alas, Sori Pandi n Worm'y' live happily ever after! :D
Theme Music: Male chorus: Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!
Sori Sori Pandi, Sori Pandi!!
Acknowledments:
1. Thanks to Kiran for coming up with Snake Dance for Seduction
2. Thanks to Preetha for asking me not to kill Sori Pandi with a Heart Attack that his girl was dead, n making me omnipotent for this story n give life to Maggi aka Wormy!
3. Thanks to Maestro Illayaraja for my theme music, which was inspired from his Virumandi Track!
